at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
(Source: chickensandwich, via federicodeldejesusgarcialorca)
i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
edit: plus i know the shiny is black. i checked before i drew it. i was gonna elaborate, but i was drawing this comic at 1 in the morning
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“Internet friendship is not real”
Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
(Source: dirtyevilminded, via maddies-a-loser)
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
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Genking
The Demon Fish Pokemon
Nobody knows where Genking come from, but they spawn in the pools and ponds of abandoned houses. They jab intruders with their red-hot horn, and the burn lingers for weeks.
(via alternativepokemonart)
